when i saw where the buckeyes were placed in the NCAA tournament field last night, a few things went through my head...
1. winning the big ten doesnt mean much anymore.
2. we are in the region of death.
3. this international love affair with duke basketball has got to end.
4. is gold a wise investment?
5. whats the best way to stop a baby from crying?
6. is it true that bees can smell anger?
7. why is admitting you have an STD so embarrassing? at least peeps know you be knockin tha boots.
8. i am positive that if you gave me a case of mountain dew and some candy that i could easily conquer mexico in less than six hours.
9. if i could go back in time and change my first name to anything i wanted, i would definitely choose "robotmaster". ROBOTMASTER HUGHES.
10.
which leads me to my main point:
dont you think that the creators of "blossom" were just "full house" fans that said to themselves, "lets make another edition of full house, only make kimmy gibler both hot and a total slut."
i think thats a question we have all been asking ourselves for a great number of years. ever since we caught a glimpse of six and her wild hat collection. sadly, it is unlikely that science will ever know the answer.
what we do know is that the buckeyes got totally jobbed by the selection committee, and thats not open for debate. a good historical comparison would be back in 1997 when wagg tried to take me to the hole (gay) and i
blocked his attempt, sending the ball out of bounds and i was all "nuh-uh. not in this house. not in my house. you get out of this house because this house is mine and you are not allowed inside of it."
also, its important to take good care of your feet. if you were in a situation where a robber was robbing you and your only defense was kicking him in his genitals to death, it would be unfortunate if you couldnt due to a history of improper foot care. that would be a situation where you would be sorry if you didnt take good care of your feet. this is why taking care of your feet is an important thing to remember in your life.
for centuries, people have been wondering if there was a such thing as monsters or ghosts or dinosaurs. the answer is no, probably not.
the important thing to remember is that we all have the power to change our lives for the better. each and every one of us can do things, good or bad, that can change this world in one way or another. we are powerful. accountable. and we have a huge responsibility to the next generation of human beings to make this world as great and full of equality as we can.
robbers can be easily defeated by kicking them in the genitals to death.