Welcome...

okay - myspace sucks total ass. with every passing week, it gets stupider and more gayer and more stupider gayest. plus, i am convinced it is directly responsible for little tiny low level tracking viruses on my computer. paranoid? yes. delusional? perhaps. shut your face? oh, for sure.

so here i am, ushering in a new era of blogging at its finest - on blogspot. id like to say welcome, and thanks for following me to my new home on the world wide web. i hope you find my current digs both pleasant and soothing. like a warm puppy on a cold winters eve. or like something else equally as pleasant and soothing as a puppy, although nothing is and you know it.

i am going to make an attempt to put up my old blogs from myspace, but i dont really think thats going to happen. there are over 400 of them, and i dont really feel like doing all that work thanks to my crippling ADD, and my reluctance to reread any of my old ramblings on the grounds of laziness. again, i blame the ADD. and the japanese.

so bookmark this page, read my blog as often as you would like, and dont forget to bring a towel.

i love you!