head hurts. very dehydrated. dont feel well. might die.
lets recap this weekends big ten games...
This Week
Wagg Predictions: 4-2
Wagg Against-The-Spread: 2-3
Morgan Predictions: 5-1
Morgan Against-The-Spread: 2-3
For The Season
Wagg Predictions: 26-12 (68%)
Morgan Predictions: 29-9 (76%)
Wagg ATS: 11-21 (34%)
Morgan ATS: 12-20 (38%)
Big Ten Power Rankings
September 28th, 2009
1. Ohio State - thanks to a hawkeye win over penn state and the buckeyes dominating defense, ohio state jumps up to the top spot of the power rankings for the first time in over a year. terrelle pryor continues to confuse me as to whether he is the next vince young or juice williams, but it was rainy so i will use that as this weeks excuse for his questionable play. did i mention how disgusting this defense is? i mean, good lord - back-to-back shutouts? that hasnt been done by a buckeye team in 13 years. this squad is only getting better...
2. Iowa - OMGKIRKFERENTZ!!!!111!1!! OMGKIRKTOTHENFL!!!111!1!!
3. Michigan - it seems to me that a team that is "back" would beat lowly indiana by more than three points at home, right? right?
4. Penn State - we finally found out what penn state was made of after that insane out of conference schedule. as it turns out, not much. paper tiger, party of two? your table is ready. in the basement. of failure.
5. Wisconsin - pretty sure this is the team that was supposed to contend for the conference title last season. i dont know, maybe the 2009 team used time travel to switch places with the 2008 team. it has happened before. sure it has.
6. Minnesota - hard to tell what kind of team minnesota is. their position at 6th says more about the bottom half of the league than how good i think they are. every time i drink the gopher kool-aide it comes back to bite me in the ass, so ill hold off for now.
7. Michigan State - another disappointing game for sparty. that being said, i still think they win this weekend vs the wolverweenies at home.
8. Northwestern - nerds!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Purdue - purdue comes close to beating notre dame. not much else to say about the boilers. they have two winnable games coming up against minnesota and northwestern.
10. Illinois - so very disappointed in the illini. i thought they would be better than this. get ready for the hot seat, ron zook. at least you are used to it.
11. Indiana - yes, you almost beat michigan. unfortunately, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. and pregnancy tests.
lets recap this weekends big ten games...
This Week
Wagg Predictions: 4-2
Wagg Against-The-Spread: 2-3
Morgan Predictions: 5-1
Morgan Against-The-Spread: 2-3
For The Season
Wagg Predictions: 26-12 (68%)
Morgan Predictions: 29-9 (76%)
Wagg ATS: 11-21 (34%)
Morgan ATS: 12-20 (38%)
Big Ten Power Rankings
September 28th, 2009
1. Ohio State - thanks to a hawkeye win over penn state and the buckeyes dominating defense, ohio state jumps up to the top spot of the power rankings for the first time in over a year. terrelle pryor continues to confuse me as to whether he is the next vince young or juice williams, but it was rainy so i will use that as this weeks excuse for his questionable play. did i mention how disgusting this defense is? i mean, good lord - back-to-back shutouts? that hasnt been done by a buckeye team in 13 years. this squad is only getting better...
2. Iowa - OMGKIRKFERENTZ!!!!111!1!! OMGKIRKTOTHENFL!!!111!1!!
3. Michigan - it seems to me that a team that is "back" would beat lowly indiana by more than three points at home, right? right?
4. Penn State - we finally found out what penn state was made of after that insane out of conference schedule. as it turns out, not much. paper tiger, party of two? your table is ready. in the basement. of failure.
5. Wisconsin - pretty sure this is the team that was supposed to contend for the conference title last season. i dont know, maybe the 2009 team used time travel to switch places with the 2008 team. it has happened before. sure it has.
6. Minnesota - hard to tell what kind of team minnesota is. their position at 6th says more about the bottom half of the league than how good i think they are. every time i drink the gopher kool-aide it comes back to bite me in the ass, so ill hold off for now.
7. Michigan State - another disappointing game for sparty. that being said, i still think they win this weekend vs the wolverweenies at home.
8. Northwestern - nerds!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Purdue - purdue comes close to beating notre dame. not much else to say about the boilers. they have two winnable games coming up against minnesota and northwestern.
10. Illinois - so very disappointed in the illini. i thought they would be better than this. get ready for the hot seat, ron zook. at least you are used to it.
11. Indiana - yes, you almost beat michigan. unfortunately, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. and pregnancy tests.
I am still extremely proud of Tressel deciding to go for the TD instead of the FG in the 4th quarter. Illinois deserved it and Ohio State needs to learn they can't just "be ahead."
ReplyDeleteI've never heard so many fans boo when the FG team came on before. Hilarious.
Also, new Team Secret Radio Podcast went up on Friday. Everyone should check it out!