i have to keep reminding myself that terrelle pryor is a sophomore. when i stop doing so, thoughts of setting myself on fire and walking into oncoming traffic clutter my brain, and stop me from concentrating on what is really important in life. like flavor ice. and tecmo super bowl.
at least he is setting himself up for a really good human interest piece on college gameday in a couple of seasons when he stops being such a fumble-happy-mouth-breather.
then again, you cant fix stupid.
Last Week
Wagg Predictions: 4-2
Morgan Predictions: 4-2
Wagg ATS: 1-4
Morgan ATS 3-2
For The Season
Wagg Predictions: 40-17 (70%)
Wagg ATS: 19-29 (40%)
Morgan Predictions: 44-13 (77%)
Morgan ATS: 21-27 (44%)
Big Ten Power Rankings
October 19th, 2009
1. Iowa - the hawkeyes only have two real games left in the season - this weekend at michigan state, and november 14th at ohio state. if they can get through both with W's, they will have a real shot at playing in the national championship game. you know something crazy will happen in college football between now and then to make that possible. for the sake of the conference, im rooting against them making it and embarrassing us worse than even ohio state could.
2. Penn State - its october 19th, the nits have six wins, and they STILL havent beaten anyone yet. sad.
3. Ohio State - with all of the anti terrelle pryor talk going on around town, people have somehow forgotten just how shitty the defense played in the huge embarrassment failure against purdue. then again, thats what happens when you play a soft zone ALL DAY LONG and refuse to even dabble in man coverage. its not exceptionally hard for team one to beat team two when the first team knows whats the second team is going to run every play.
4. Michigan State - sparty has quietly won three straight games to get themselves right back in the conference title picture, while their little brothers from down state beat up on poor defenseless delaware state. yes, i will take any opportunity at all to dog on the wolverweenies.
5. Wisconsin - the badgers will likely go undefeated the rest of their regular season slate after dropping two straight to the buckeyes and hawkeyes, the only two ranked opponents they play all season. jump around. jump up jump up and get down.
6. Michigan - still not sure what i think about michigan. besides my pure hatred for them anyway. theyve lost two games on the road by less than a touchdown each against two good teams in iowa and michigan state. penn state comes to ann arbor this weekend, so that should be a good game. in any case, screw blue.
7. Purdue - losers of five straight, the only chance the boilers had on saturday was if the buckeyes turned the ball over time and time again, and ran the same defensive scheme for every snap of the ball all day long. and that is exactly what happened. kudos to purdue for a great gameplan.
8. Northwestern - the nerds are in trouble down the stretch with their schedule. they will be lucky to get to .500 and a meaningless bowl game. NERDS!
9. Minnesota - the season isnt going as planned for minnesota. what they need is an opponent that is completely predictable and relies on interceptions for touchdowns to win games against inferior teams. the cure for what ails ya? at ohio state this weekend.
10. Indiana - even indiana beats illinois.
11. Illinois - illinois even loses to indiana.
at least he is setting himself up for a really good human interest piece on college gameday in a couple of seasons when he stops being such a fumble-happy-mouth-breather.
then again, you cant fix stupid.
Last Week
Wagg Predictions: 4-2
Morgan Predictions: 4-2
Wagg ATS: 1-4
Morgan ATS 3-2
For The Season
Wagg Predictions: 40-17 (70%)
Wagg ATS: 19-29 (40%)
Morgan Predictions: 44-13 (77%)
Morgan ATS: 21-27 (44%)
Big Ten Power Rankings
October 19th, 2009
1. Iowa - the hawkeyes only have two real games left in the season - this weekend at michigan state, and november 14th at ohio state. if they can get through both with W's, they will have a real shot at playing in the national championship game. you know something crazy will happen in college football between now and then to make that possible. for the sake of the conference, im rooting against them making it and embarrassing us worse than even ohio state could.
2. Penn State - its october 19th, the nits have six wins, and they STILL havent beaten anyone yet. sad.
3. Ohio State - with all of the anti terrelle pryor talk going on around town, people have somehow forgotten just how shitty the defense played in the huge embarrassment failure against purdue. then again, thats what happens when you play a soft zone ALL DAY LONG and refuse to even dabble in man coverage. its not exceptionally hard for team one to beat team two when the first team knows whats the second team is going to run every play.
4. Michigan State - sparty has quietly won three straight games to get themselves right back in the conference title picture, while their little brothers from down state beat up on poor defenseless delaware state. yes, i will take any opportunity at all to dog on the wolverweenies.
5. Wisconsin - the badgers will likely go undefeated the rest of their regular season slate after dropping two straight to the buckeyes and hawkeyes, the only two ranked opponents they play all season. jump around. jump up jump up and get down.
6. Michigan - still not sure what i think about michigan. besides my pure hatred for them anyway. theyve lost two games on the road by less than a touchdown each against two good teams in iowa and michigan state. penn state comes to ann arbor this weekend, so that should be a good game. in any case, screw blue.
7. Purdue - losers of five straight, the only chance the boilers had on saturday was if the buckeyes turned the ball over time and time again, and ran the same defensive scheme for every snap of the ball all day long. and that is exactly what happened. kudos to purdue for a great gameplan.
8. Northwestern - the nerds are in trouble down the stretch with their schedule. they will be lucky to get to .500 and a meaningless bowl game. NERDS!
9. Minnesota - the season isnt going as planned for minnesota. what they need is an opponent that is completely predictable and relies on interceptions for touchdowns to win games against inferior teams. the cure for what ails ya? at ohio state this weekend.
10. Indiana - even indiana beats illinois.
11. Illinois - illinois even loses to indiana.
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3 comments:
Why can't OSU throw more slants and so forth. It seems like Pryor expects to go for the 50 yard bomb everytime he throws it. He's lucky he got away with his 1 touchdown pass. He just lobbed that one up for jumps, but the defender fell down allowing for the easy score? I wanted to slit my wrist and die a slow painless death after that game.....
Just get Cider Drunk... You will still feel it two days later...
Saturday made me want to run over a walrus with my car. The tables at Little Bar are no longer little. False advertising!
This Arnold Schwartzenegger video makes everything better..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBIEbsM0jM&feature=player_embedded
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