nothing makes my blood boil and makes me want to punch babies in the face to death more than athletics at the university of michigan, and no time during the year am i more aware of said athletics than the week before ohio state plays michigan in a game of football.
it is a little known and rarely talked about fact that tate forcier (the wolverines true freshman quarterback) was born with both male and female reproductive organs. this is why most students in ann arbor refer to him as "calista", and why when not consumed with football, you can usually find tate playing with glo worms and wearing a dress. because his parents chose to raise tate as a girl. that is to say, tate forcier is a woman.
tate forcier has a vagina.
did you know that it has been 2,187 days since the university of michigan has defeated the ohio state university in a game of football?
thats right, the last time michigan beat ohio state, saddam hussein was still on the loose. john kerry hadnt yet received the bid to be the democratic candidate for president. facebook hadnt yet been invented. oldsmobiles were still being produced. marlon brando, otto graham, and ronald reagan were all alive. john paul II was still the pope.
getting back on subject, its high time that someone asks the question that we all want to ask, but are too afraid of what the answer might be.
would you rather have your genitals chewed off by a rabid mountain lion, or be forced to wear a michigan football jersey for 10 minutes? i know what you are thinking - how long will the genital chewing take? and i think you know the answer - it doesnt matter how long it would take. you go with the mountain lion ten times out of ten. you let that son of a bitch go to town until its thirst for human genital blood has been quenched. and you thank your lucky stars afterwards that you didnt have to wear a michigan football jersey. sick.
back to who does and who does not have a vagina.
rich rodriguez. vagina.
jim tressel. yeah right.
lloyd carr. vagina.
archie griffin. two heisman trophies.
chad henne. vag.
troy smith. massive dong.
calista forcier. definitely posseses vagina.
beanie wells. stiff arm of the gods.
mike hart. vag and boobies.
lawrence funderburke. dunk on your face.
cindy cooper. pure, unflitered, anadulterated sexy.
chris jent. looks like ivan drago.
manny harris. douche.
detroit. abandoned.
columbus. arnold classic.
michigan. looks like a glove.
ohio. shags like a minx.
block M. stands for mangina.
block O. stands for OMGtupacshakur.
dr kevorkian. from michigan.
halle berry. from ohio.
micheal moore. from michigan.
beverly d'angelo. from ohio.
jimm hoffa. from michigan.
ed o'neil. from ohio.
gates mcfadden. played dr berverly crusher. from ohio.
john holmes.
from ohio.
the end.
it is a little known and rarely talked about fact that tate forcier (the wolverines true freshman quarterback) was born with both male and female reproductive organs. this is why most students in ann arbor refer to him as "calista", and why when not consumed with football, you can usually find tate playing with glo worms and wearing a dress. because his parents chose to raise tate as a girl. that is to say, tate forcier is a woman.
tate forcier has a vagina.
did you know that it has been 2,187 days since the university of michigan has defeated the ohio state university in a game of football?
thats right, the last time michigan beat ohio state, saddam hussein was still on the loose. john kerry hadnt yet received the bid to be the democratic candidate for president. facebook hadnt yet been invented. oldsmobiles were still being produced. marlon brando, otto graham, and ronald reagan were all alive. john paul II was still the pope.
getting back on subject, its high time that someone asks the question that we all want to ask, but are too afraid of what the answer might be.
would you rather have your genitals chewed off by a rabid mountain lion, or be forced to wear a michigan football jersey for 10 minutes? i know what you are thinking - how long will the genital chewing take? and i think you know the answer - it doesnt matter how long it would take. you go with the mountain lion ten times out of ten. you let that son of a bitch go to town until its thirst for human genital blood has been quenched. and you thank your lucky stars afterwards that you didnt have to wear a michigan football jersey. sick.
back to who does and who does not have a vagina.
rich rodriguez. vagina.
jim tressel. yeah right.
lloyd carr. vagina.
archie griffin. two heisman trophies.
chad henne. vag.
troy smith. massive dong.
calista forcier. definitely posseses vagina.
beanie wells. stiff arm of the gods.
mike hart. vag and boobies.
lawrence funderburke. dunk on your face.
cindy cooper. pure, unflitered, anadulterated sexy.
chris jent. looks like ivan drago.
manny harris. douche.
detroit. abandoned.
columbus. arnold classic.
michigan. looks like a glove.
ohio. shags like a minx.
block M. stands for mangina.
block O. stands for OMGtupacshakur.
dr kevorkian. from michigan.
halle berry. from ohio.
micheal moore. from michigan.
beverly d'angelo. from ohio.
jimm hoffa. from michigan.
ed o'neil. from ohio.
gates mcfadden. played dr berverly crusher. from ohio.
john holmes.
from ohio.
the end.
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