it needs to be said...
1. effectively pulls off the 64 year old frosted-tip mullet better than anyone on the planet.
2. he doesnt object if you call collect.
3. once kicked a soccer ball so hard at a guy stealing a womans purse that the guy exploded on contact. so did the woman, but hey - crisis averted.
4. is not a good-looking teenage vampire.
5. retains full bowel control. an admirable trait at his advanced age.
6. dropped out of school at age fifteen. school sucks.
7. has knocked up five different bitches. FIVE. i havent even knocked up one bitch. yet.
8. actual real-life quote from rod freaking stewart - "instead of getting married again, i'm going to find a woman i dont like and just give her a house." rod freaking stewart.
9. his performance on the 1973 song "stay with me" by the faces, led ninety percent of men in the united kingdom to admit that they would sleep with him given the chance, beginning a streak of obvious gay social choices that continues with most men in the UK even today. what?
10. eats at el vaqeuro fives times a week.
spare the child, spoil the rod.
1. effectively pulls off the 64 year old frosted-tip mullet better than anyone on the planet.
2. he doesnt object if you call collect.
3. once kicked a soccer ball so hard at a guy stealing a womans purse that the guy exploded on contact. so did the woman, but hey - crisis averted.
4. is not a good-looking teenage vampire.
5. retains full bowel control. an admirable trait at his advanced age.
6. dropped out of school at age fifteen. school sucks.
7. has knocked up five different bitches. FIVE. i havent even knocked up one bitch. yet.
8. actual real-life quote from rod freaking stewart - "instead of getting married again, i'm going to find a woman i dont like and just give her a house." rod freaking stewart.
9. his performance on the 1973 song "stay with me" by the faces, led ninety percent of men in the united kingdom to admit that they would sleep with him given the chance, beginning a streak of obvious gay social choices that continues with most men in the UK even today. what?
10. eats at el vaqeuro fives times a week.
spare the child, spoil the rod.
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rod spoiler....heh....have sex, that'll knock up a bitch...nobody eats at El Vaqueero Puke-a-torium 5 days a week...you can thank me later for the inspiration for this blog entry
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