as i am sure you have all heard by now, pittsburgh steelers quarterback ben roethlisberger has recently been charged with unlawful sexual assault on a female. again.
ever since the news broke on his second sexual assault, the mainstream news media has been up in arms over his actions, and some have even begun to question his character. they have said things like "big ben is a dirty redneck who cant keep it in his pants" and "you can tell by looking at his facial hair that he is a dirty redneck" and "judging the man only by his goatee, you can tell he is a sexual predator" and "someone should shoot that filthy rednecked sexual predator in his face with a machine gun" and "ben roethlisberger is a rapist".
to these people i say "shame on you" and "how dare you". who are you to judge?
who is to say that if you were in a hotel room in lake tahoe by yourself for a celebrity golf tournament that you wouldnt invite a hotel worker into your room claiming that the TV wasnt working, only for her to find that once she determined the TV to be in perfect working order you were blocking her path to the exit? who is to say that you wouldnt grab her and begin to kiss her? i think we have all done that at least once in our life.
who is to say that if you were in a nightclub for 18-21 year olds in BFE georgia, that you wouldnt end up being accused of sexual assault after an unfortunate event took place inside a bathroom with a 20 year old girl where your hired bodyguard was standing outside not letting her friends inside to see if she was okay? whos to say that you wouldnt find yourself in that situation? i think we have all been there before.
i mean, sometimes when you are in a legal process where you are being accused of sexual assault, you need to unwind a little bit. you know, force yourself onto someone that was 15 when you won your first super bowl. sometimes thats the kind of thing that needs to happen.
so, mainstream media, before you sling your literary mud in the face of big ben, make sure you dont have any skeletons in your closet. because i think all of us, in some way, at some point, have sexually assaulted at least two, maybe even three people.
no?
oh yeah, right. sorry.
ever since the news broke on his second sexual assault, the mainstream news media has been up in arms over his actions, and some have even begun to question his character. they have said things like "big ben is a dirty redneck who cant keep it in his pants" and "you can tell by looking at his facial hair that he is a dirty redneck" and "judging the man only by his goatee, you can tell he is a sexual predator" and "someone should shoot that filthy rednecked sexual predator in his face with a machine gun" and "ben roethlisberger is a rapist".
to these people i say "shame on you" and "how dare you". who are you to judge?
who is to say that if you were in a hotel room in lake tahoe by yourself for a celebrity golf tournament that you wouldnt invite a hotel worker into your room claiming that the TV wasnt working, only for her to find that once she determined the TV to be in perfect working order you were blocking her path to the exit? who is to say that you wouldnt grab her and begin to kiss her? i think we have all done that at least once in our life.
who is to say that if you were in a nightclub for 18-21 year olds in BFE georgia, that you wouldnt end up being accused of sexual assault after an unfortunate event took place inside a bathroom with a 20 year old girl where your hired bodyguard was standing outside not letting her friends inside to see if she was okay? whos to say that you wouldnt find yourself in that situation? i think we have all been there before.
i mean, sometimes when you are in a legal process where you are being accused of sexual assault, you need to unwind a little bit. you know, force yourself onto someone that was 15 when you won your first super bowl. sometimes thats the kind of thing that needs to happen.
so, mainstream media, before you sling your literary mud in the face of big ben, make sure you dont have any skeletons in your closet. because i think all of us, in some way, at some point, have sexually assaulted at least two, maybe even three people.
no?
oh yeah, right. sorry.
Man, I don't get it. What's the big deal?
ReplyDeleteWhen someone's behavior is bad enough to mar the Pittsburgh Steelers' reputation, things are very dire, indeed. Maybe the Eagles are looking for a new QB.
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