its been six entire years since i started blogging. during those six years, i have over 1,000 posts. in those thousands of posts, i have dropped some serious information all over your faces. i'm like rudy fernandez, if points were my posts and your face was your face. or something.
all NBA humor aside, i think its time you bastards were put to the test. to see how closely you have been paying attention.
the following test will not be easy - the worthwhile things in life rarely are. the person who answers the most questions correctly will win a prize package that will blow your mind, and will leave you forever changed. seriously though, i will be giving away some prizes that you wont want to live without.
you may post your answers below, or send them to yeahmorgan@yahoo.com - either way, make sure to include your name so i know who the eff you are.
TEAM SECRET FALCON TEST
1. LAST YEAR, TEAM SECRET FALCON SPONSORED A MENS SOFTBALL TEAM - THE TEAM NAME WAS...
a) angela was the boss
b) team secret falcon
c) fancyburg farklers
d) sans horatio
2. WITH WHOM DID I MAKE BAD DECISIONS AROUND A CAMP FIRE IN THE FIRST INSTALLATION OF THE OREGON TRAIL BLOG?
a) lauren hines
b) cheryl hines
c) kathleen turner
d) mystery guest
3. WHAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT DINOSAURS?
a) they are all dead.
b) nothing, dinosaurs arent cool at all.
c) they kill tons of animals every day.
d) they are always making dump and weenus wherever they want.
4. ACCORDING TO RECENT SCIENTIFIC STUDIES, THE US ECONOMY IS CURRENTLY...
a) roommates in DC with OMGBARACK!!!1!!1!
b) steadily improving.
c) a scientific fact.
d) having a feeling that tonights gonna be a good, good, night.
5. THE FOURTH RULE OF CLUB GAY IS...
a) you never talk about club gay.
b) ahh boom boom boom
c) its gotta be hot.
d) its gotta be gay.
6. THE BEST WAY TO STOP A BABY FROM CRYING IS...
a) to tell it a story about love.
b) to give it a bottle of milk to eat.
c) to shake that baby until it stops crying.
d) to let it do whatever it wants.
7. DATES WITH KATHLEEN TURNER ALMOST ALWAYS END WITH...
a) penetration.
b) high fives.
c) feeding the ducks at the scioto river.
d) ahhh boom boom boom.
8. ACCORDING TO FRED ASTAIRE (DEEP SEA FISHING LEGEND) THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT TO BEING A GOOD DANCER IS...
a) doing it and doing it and doing it well.
b) getting good leverage on your woman.
c) not forgetting to use those genitals.
d) shaking that baby until it stops crying.
9. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS *NOT* SOMETHING YOU SHOULD DO ON YOUR LUNCH HOUR...
a) cheat on your wife.
b) eat foods.
c) take a karate class.
d) crystal meth.
10. TEAM SECRET FALCON DOES *NOT* HATE...
a) hastings middle school.
b) ed hardy shirts.
c) not doing drugs.
d) sugar / spice bar.
11. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, TELL ME WHAT THE WORST THING ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IS.
12. ASIAN PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT...
a) playing the violin.
b) math.
c) doing the peace sign in pictures.
d) all of the above.
13. THE BEST SONG TO LISTEN TO WHEN LAYING YOUR WOMAN DOWN IS...
a. "i can love you like that" all-4-one
b. "kiss from a rose" seal
c. "party in the usa" miley cyrus
d. "one sweet day" boys II men feat. mariah carey
14. SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT DOING DRUGS IS...
a) bad for you.
b) 100% safe and non-addictive.
c) a horrible choice for children.
d) something evil people do.
15. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, SOLVE THE CURRENT ECONOMIC SITUATION.
16. EVERYBODY LOVES...
a) raymond.
b) barndos back hair.
c) japanese steak house.
d) feline aids.
17. WHILE ON A RUN IN MID 2009, I...
a) met my real father, dan fogelberg.
b) found a free piano.
c) thought i dented a car, but i didnt.
d) killed a hooker.
18. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
19. WHICH ONE OF MY FRIENDS KINDA DIED ON 8/3/2009...
a) mike steele
b) paige gydosh
c) shelly long
d) ian maute
20. MY FIRST EVER BLOG ENTRY WAS VERY SHORT - IT READ...
a) lets go bucks!
b) i am tired and going to sleep.
c) who is ready for this weekend?
d) cock and puddy equals baby, uh-huh uh-huh.
all NBA humor aside, i think its time you bastards were put to the test. to see how closely you have been paying attention.
the following test will not be easy - the worthwhile things in life rarely are. the person who answers the most questions correctly will win a prize package that will blow your mind, and will leave you forever changed. seriously though, i will be giving away some prizes that you wont want to live without.
you may post your answers below, or send them to yeahmorgan@yahoo.com - either way, make sure to include your name so i know who the eff you are.
TEAM SECRET FALCON TEST
1. LAST YEAR, TEAM SECRET FALCON SPONSORED A MENS SOFTBALL TEAM - THE TEAM NAME WAS...
a) angela was the boss
b) team secret falcon
c) fancyburg farklers
d) sans horatio
2. WITH WHOM DID I MAKE BAD DECISIONS AROUND A CAMP FIRE IN THE FIRST INSTALLATION OF THE OREGON TRAIL BLOG?
a) lauren hines
b) cheryl hines
c) kathleen turner
d) mystery guest
3. WHAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT DINOSAURS?
a) they are all dead.
b) nothing, dinosaurs arent cool at all.
c) they kill tons of animals every day.
d) they are always making dump and weenus wherever they want.
4. ACCORDING TO RECENT SCIENTIFIC STUDIES, THE US ECONOMY IS CURRENTLY...
a) roommates in DC with OMGBARACK!!!1!!1!
b) steadily improving.
c) a scientific fact.
d) having a feeling that tonights gonna be a good, good, night.
5. THE FOURTH RULE OF CLUB GAY IS...
a) you never talk about club gay.
b) ahh boom boom boom
c) its gotta be hot.
d) its gotta be gay.
6. THE BEST WAY TO STOP A BABY FROM CRYING IS...
a) to tell it a story about love.
b) to give it a bottle of milk to eat.
c) to shake that baby until it stops crying.
d) to let it do whatever it wants.
7. DATES WITH KATHLEEN TURNER ALMOST ALWAYS END WITH...
a) penetration.
b) high fives.
c) feeding the ducks at the scioto river.
d) ahhh boom boom boom.
8. ACCORDING TO FRED ASTAIRE (DEEP SEA FISHING LEGEND) THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT TO BEING A GOOD DANCER IS...
a) doing it and doing it and doing it well.
b) getting good leverage on your woman.
c) not forgetting to use those genitals.
d) shaking that baby until it stops crying.
9. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS *NOT* SOMETHING YOU SHOULD DO ON YOUR LUNCH HOUR...
a) cheat on your wife.
b) eat foods.
c) take a karate class.
d) crystal meth.
10. TEAM SECRET FALCON DOES *NOT* HATE...
a) hastings middle school.
b) ed hardy shirts.
c) not doing drugs.
d) sugar / spice bar.
11. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, TELL ME WHAT THE WORST THING ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IS.
12. ASIAN PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT...
a) playing the violin.
b) math.
c) doing the peace sign in pictures.
d) all of the above.
13. THE BEST SONG TO LISTEN TO WHEN LAYING YOUR WOMAN DOWN IS...
a. "i can love you like that" all-4-one
b. "kiss from a rose" seal
c. "party in the usa" miley cyrus
d. "one sweet day" boys II men feat. mariah carey
14. SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT DOING DRUGS IS...
a) bad for you.
b) 100% safe and non-addictive.
c) a horrible choice for children.
d) something evil people do.
15. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, SOLVE THE CURRENT ECONOMIC SITUATION.
16. EVERYBODY LOVES...
a) raymond.
b) barndos back hair.
c) japanese steak house.
d) feline aids.
17. WHILE ON A RUN IN MID 2009, I...
a) met my real father, dan fogelberg.
b) found a free piano.
c) thought i dented a car, but i didnt.
d) killed a hooker.
18. IN TEN WORDS OR LESS, WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
19. WHICH ONE OF MY FRIENDS KINDA DIED ON 8/3/2009...
a) mike steele
b) paige gydosh
c) shelly long
d) ian maute
20. MY FIRST EVER BLOG ENTRY WAS VERY SHORT - IT READ...
a) lets go bucks!
b) i am tired and going to sleep.
c) who is ready for this weekend?
d) cock and puddy equals baby, uh-huh uh-huh.
I feel like cheating is encouraged...
ReplyDeleteI sent you an email, I don't want no one copying my answers!
ReplyDeleteI think just taking the test means you failed.
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