yesterday was my youngest brothers birthday. his name is peter hughes, and these are some of my favorite memories of growing up with him.
PETER DONALD DUCK SUPERMAN HUGHES
1. yeah, he actually used to tell people that his name was "peter donald duck superman hughes". his middle name is donald. the "duck superman" portion was something he came up with on his own. evil genius.
2. he used to go door-to-door in our neighborhood completely naked (swansea road) (golden ghetto) (gangster) asking people if they wanted to "draw" him.
3. the first time i saw him making out with another man, i was kinda freaked out. but then i realized that it was his life and he should live it however he chooses.
4. one time when he was twelve, we found him in my moms bathrobe, rolling around in dog poop in the back yard. when we asked him what he was doing, he said "research". when we asked him what he was researching, he said "THE FUTURE".
5. once when he was somewhere around eight years old, he invented his own superhero named "shamberstar". he used to run around the house in a t-shirt that he had written "shamberstar" on pretending he was saving the world. or something.
oh also, only numbers 1 and 5 are actually true.
happy birthday, weenusface.
PETER DONALD DUCK SUPERMAN HUGHES
1. yeah, he actually used to tell people that his name was "peter donald duck superman hughes". his middle name is donald. the "duck superman" portion was something he came up with on his own. evil genius.
2. he used to go door-to-door in our neighborhood completely naked (swansea road) (golden ghetto) (gangster) asking people if they wanted to "draw" him.
3. the first time i saw him making out with another man, i was kinda freaked out. but then i realized that it was his life and he should live it however he chooses.
4. one time when he was twelve, we found him in my moms bathrobe, rolling around in dog poop in the back yard. when we asked him what he was doing, he said "research". when we asked him what he was researching, he said "THE FUTURE".
5. once when he was somewhere around eight years old, he invented his own superhero named "shamberstar". he used to run around the house in a t-shirt that he had written "shamberstar" on pretending he was saving the world. or something.
oh also, only numbers 1 and 5 are actually true.
happy birthday, weenusface.
6. Was quoted as asking, "Would you rather have boogers in your hair, or get blowed up by a bomb?" (and it was last year)
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that's what Chico Marx looked like as a baby.
ReplyDeleteHa- Just saw this for the first time. #2 was half-true. I ran down the street in the nude, once or twice. Also, I did go door to door, telling jokes. The neighborhood really enjoyed that.
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