its been awhile since i updated everyone on what the various members of the hughes family have going on in their lives, so i thought i would cast some knowledge your way right quick in hopes of you latching on and devouring it with both your mouth and mind.
good talk, russ.
HUGHES FAMILY UPDATE 2010
Morgan Hughes - yours truly is doing well in the capital city of columbus, ohio. each day is seemingly better than the last, and i am very much looking forward to the summer!
Fred Hughes - brother fred is also doing well, and is still in the army. he is currently stationed in vietnam, and he tells me he misses putt-putting more than anything! fred! you are so crazy! come on! LOL!
Hank Hughes - cousin hank is recovering nicely from his latest bout of feline aids, and has been told by the courts that he has to stay at least 500 feet away from both miley cyrus and all chuck e cheeses in the entire country. no way!
Rhonda Hughes - aunt rhonda is again behind bars for illegal prostitution and endangering the life of an animal. the last time she wrote, she said "if being married to a chimp is so wrong, why does it feel so right?" come on aunt rhonda! not cool!
Te'Shaun Hughes - our adopted cousin te'shaun is getting so big! currently a junior in high school, he thinks its funny when i know the lyrics to hip hop songs, and he openly taunts me when we are in the locker room showering off. dude! not in front of my friends! LOL!
Sarah Hughes - sister sarah has finally taken the plunge with longtime boyfriend, jacob. they got hitched three months ago and are expecting their first child at any moment. thatll show him to try to break up with her!
JaMarcus Russel - jamarcus russel has been cut by the raiders, and is unlikely to play professionally ever again because he is a fat, lazy slob.
Jake and Vienna - he is a pilot and she is brutally honest and they have passion and chemistry.
Juan Hughes - last we heard, juan was still living in mexico, which makes him a filthy mexican criminal who better not try to come to this country and take our lucrative landscaping jobs.
happy holidays!!!
good talk, russ.
HUGHES FAMILY UPDATE 2010
Morgan Hughes - yours truly is doing well in the capital city of columbus, ohio. each day is seemingly better than the last, and i am very much looking forward to the summer!
Fred Hughes - brother fred is also doing well, and is still in the army. he is currently stationed in vietnam, and he tells me he misses putt-putting more than anything! fred! you are so crazy! come on! LOL!
Hank Hughes - cousin hank is recovering nicely from his latest bout of feline aids, and has been told by the courts that he has to stay at least 500 feet away from both miley cyrus and all chuck e cheeses in the entire country. no way!
Rhonda Hughes - aunt rhonda is again behind bars for illegal prostitution and endangering the life of an animal. the last time she wrote, she said "if being married to a chimp is so wrong, why does it feel so right?" come on aunt rhonda! not cool!
Te'Shaun Hughes - our adopted cousin te'shaun is getting so big! currently a junior in high school, he thinks its funny when i know the lyrics to hip hop songs, and he openly taunts me when we are in the locker room showering off. dude! not in front of my friends! LOL!
Sarah Hughes - sister sarah has finally taken the plunge with longtime boyfriend, jacob. they got hitched three months ago and are expecting their first child at any moment. thatll show him to try to break up with her!
JaMarcus Russel - jamarcus russel has been cut by the raiders, and is unlikely to play professionally ever again because he is a fat, lazy slob.
Jake and Vienna - he is a pilot and she is brutally honest and they have passion and chemistry.
Juan Hughes - last we heard, juan was still living in mexico, which makes him a filthy mexican criminal who better not try to come to this country and take our lucrative landscaping jobs.
happy holidays!!!
Why do you have to hang our dirty laundry out for everyone to see?
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